Can’t I just walk up to a boy and be like “Hey I think you’re cute and I want to get to know you and we should hang out if you like me too”

haha

no cuz they’d say no wtf you’re not popular my butt is perfect bye

Do I have class tomorrow ya I do am I on tumblr at 3 am yes I am is tumblr more important yes it is this is

priorities 101 

If your 1D list reads as follows:

1.) Harry
2.) Zayn
3.) Niall

4.) Louis
5.) Liam

then we are automatically best friends

espcially if you can figure out how to put that little slash line through the 5th one cuz I don’t like him at all ugh ewwww

I ship Cory & Topagna ;;))

9-13-12 (12:57 am)

natethemoviemate:

my throat is sore
i have been drinking lots of
orange juice
so that i won/t get sick
my roommate is sick
everyone
is sick
the whole
town
ever since the big
football game happened
i have to
piss
my glasses are bent
i should buy some more orange juice
so i don/t get sick
it/s getting colder outside now
i like the autumn weather
it makes me feel more alive
the cold air
balancing
my hot blood
   inside

hehe beautlfuil juice poetry ;;))

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wicked

sweetie

:))

xoxo

///bb hehe ok I checked it out now what
idk how this works 

Is being Harry Styles something you’re born with or do I have the option of taking a 101 teaching me how to be perfect

lordoftheinternet:

i do this thing where i’m attracted to the type of person who usually isn’t attracted to me

(via beyoncebeytwice)

tyleroakley:

are you kidding

(Source: videohall)

Got a pet jellyfish a few vays ago and he seems to be doing pretty well mostly just bobbing and floating idk what to feed him yet

So Louis Tomlinson got his weave did and it’s lookin a bit too debonair idk if I’m ready for this maybe with time

chitanda:

     SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAG
             _;_               _
         _.-')  '--.__________(/)
        /   /  __.  SWAG   ___/ swaggercopter comin thru pbbtbtbtbtt
       (__ /-=;==='__.--"""
         ."""""""@"'

beep beep in da sky street

(via beyoncebeytwice)

As Facebook and Twitter and Tumblr all blend into one you find yourself in the 4th dimension how do you feel

realityisrude:

Dying. I don’t even know why this is so funny to me..

this is realy fun

realityisrude:

Dying. I don’t even know why this is so funny to me..

this is realy fun

(Source: penishole, via seafoamfatcat)

this is much too glorious

this is much too glorious

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via seafoamfatcat)